I’ve been up since 6:30 on account of the new morning Ultimate Frisbee Practices. Goodness gracious I felt like ass this morning. I really need to start getting up early enough to eat something. Nevertheless, I guess I should write something, right?
Well… Steak & BJ Day is just around the corner and I find that very interesting. More interesting, however, is that when I posted that link last year I got an email from two morning show DJs claiming that it was “their idea” and requesting credit for it… apparently they “made it up.” There’s a part of me that really didn’t buy it. Now, I’m not saying they didn’t have the idea on their own… but to think that in all the years of Valentine’s day that NOBODY ELSE came up with it? Eh… I’m not buying it. Adding to my skepticism is an email I got last month from the same guys. Well, one of them, anyway. It turns out that this guy (’Birdsey’) is now claiming that the other guy (’Storm’) had nothing to do with it, so everyone needs to edit his name out of “his” holiday. Heh. Riiiight… so LAST YEAR he was a founder, and this year… he’s not? How the fuck does that work? Nice try, jackass. I find the link that they sent fairly entertaining, but I’m not going to dignify this guy’s blatant link-whoring. I’m also not changing the date to March 14th, like they requested. As far as I’m concerned, you all can celebrate this glorious holiday on whatever day you’d like.
Speaking of celebrating, I ran across a very interesting (and related) medical case report (via Fark). Apparently women participating in certain… umm… “sports” should be careful not to inhale the condom like this woman did. Now, I’m not an expert in the field, but DAMN! Talk about an over-achiever! I mean… being enthusiastic is good and everything, but jesus, SIMMER DOWN before someone REALLY gets hurt!
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Interesting…a DJ here in Phoenix claims to have come up with “Steak & Sex Day” which would be the day following Valentines Day. I was tempted to send him an email demanding that he give you credit for his slight alteration of your idea.
Hahaha… I wouldn’t go so far as to claim credit — I heard it from someone, just like everyone else did. This is an idea that invented itself a few years ago.
Inhaled condom huh? Now that is an interesting occupational hazard!