I discovered this morning (and quite unexpectedly might I add), that I have been entrusted with the power to “guest post” on someone else’s blog…not just someone else…but PETE’S blog!!! I mean- I never expected to have such an honor. Seriously. Then I began to look at my own blog and realized that I couldn’t just come up with the drivel that I write there on a near-daily basis…but a post of monumental importance. A “pete-worthy” post! And so began my quest.
I fired off an email to one of the other people I was positive would also have pete-posting powers…and I was right…she had also been granted the coveted power. I asked her what she was going to post about…and she gave me a brief idea (I don’t want to spoil it)…which shot my initial idea down. So then I began to wrack my brain to find what would be THE most “pete-worthy” post I could find.
I thought about posting about the lovely art that I do at work while talking on the phone (I have been coloring in a Doodle Art poster of the Sistine Chapel with colored pencils) but…..that just seemed dumb- something a pete-worthy post is not.
I went to a bank and a grocery store (in search of apple jelly) during my lunch today but could find nothing worthy of a pete-worthy post…or anything mock-worthy either…so I put the kibash on that idea.
I thought about that I have recently come to the believe that there is a ghost living in the potty at work…but decided that just wasn’t Pete’s style. Besides…I can’t prove that the ghost exisits…and a pete-worthy post would be all about the proof!
Throughout the day I also threw out ideas regarding the new Hershey’s S’mores bar, the guy who cut me off in traffic, the blimp that scared Roxy this evening as it did a fly by, and having to pick up my brother at work. But…not a one of them seemed up to “pete-worthy” standards.
Then it hit me…maybe “pete-worthy” is one of those things that one can never actually attain- but may spend all their whole life striving for. Then it dawned on me that I had laundry to do if I wanted to where clean clothes to work tomorrow. So I decided to give up…for now…but I will keep looking. I will let you know if I find “pete-worthy” before the big man gets back from California.

January 29th, 2004 at 9:04 pm
Bravo
January 29th, 2004 at 9:09 pm
God… we’re six feet deep in bullshit!!
January 29th, 2004 at 10:15 pm
Dude! You’ve got me running for my shickers! Good job!
(Now let’s hear about the Ghost in the Potty!)