Well…it is t-minus how many hours until the superbowl??? I don’t even know. Until Friday I didn’t even know which teams were playing (the Patriots and the Panthers). I also didn’t know where it was being held until Thursday (Houston). I may not know a tailback from a wide receiver….but my butt will be parked in front of the television watching the superbowl. You are probably asking yourself why since I obviously do not follow the sport (and I don’t- just to make that clear). Well the answer is clear and simple. It’s all about the commercials, baby. I love watching the commercials!!!! Not the game….not the half-time show…none of that foolishness…it is all about the different companies paying out the rump for airtime and competing to have the one everyone is talking about tomorrow (monday). So you’ll know where to find me tomorrow during game time…right there with the fans of football…only I will be watching while they are taking their potty breaks.

February 1st, 2004 at 12:36 am
I intend to take advantage of the fact that 90% of the state will be in front of the television and make a long procrastinated run to the post office during game time.