I discovered this morning (and quite unexpectedly might I add), that I have been entrusted with the power to “guest post” on someone else’s blog…not just someone else…but PETE’S blog!!! I mean- I never expected to have such an honor. Seriously. Then I began to look at my own blog and realized that I couldn’t just come up with the drivel that I write there on a near-daily basis…but a post of monumental importance. A “pete-worthy” post! And so began my quest.
I fired off an email to one of the other people I was positive would also have pete-posting powers…and I was right…she had also been granted the coveted power. I asked her what she was going to post about…and she gave me a brief idea (I don’t want to spoil it)…which shot my initial idea down. So then I began to wrack my brain to find what would be THE most “pete-worthy” post I could find.
I thought about posting about the lovely art that I do at work while talking on the phone (I have been coloring in a Doodle Art poster of the Sistine Chapel with colored pencils) but…..that just seemed dumb- something a pete-worthy post is not.
I went to a bank and a grocery store (in search of apple jelly) during my lunch today but could find nothing worthy of a pete-worthy post…or anything mock-worthy either…so I put the kibash on that idea.
I thought about that I have recently come to the believe that there is a ghost living in the potty at work…but decided that just wasn’t Pete’s style. Besides…I can’t prove that the ghost exisits…and a pete-worthy post would be all about the proof!
Throughout the day I also threw out ideas regarding the new Hershey’s S’mores bar, the guy who cut me off in traffic, the blimp that scared Roxy this evening as it did a fly by, and having to pick up my brother at work. But…not a one of them seemed up to “pete-worthy” standards.
Then it hit me…maybe “pete-worthy” is one of those things that one can never actually attain- but may spend all their whole life striving for. Then it dawned on me that I had laundry to do if I wanted to where clean clothes to work tomorrow. So I decided to give up…for now…but I will keep looking. I will let you know if I find “pete-worthy” before the big man gets back from California.

Bravo
God… we’re six feet deep in bullshit!!
Dude! You’ve got me running for my shickers! Good job!
(Now let’s hear about the Ghost in the Potty!)