Cumming First

Now this is something that has to be seen to be believed. http://www.cummingfirst.com. Cumming. First. dotcom. Someone sat in an office giggling for HOURS about that.

Now, because I’ve run out of people to make fun of — ok, not realy — here’s Monday’s computer generated poem:

Integrity to defend him
As good for oh… umm… fifty, sixty years
of their articles online

The whole story…
Fust not release political ads that
would have to fix the National Guard
To complain about that even more than would like something?

Do you might be enduring at the President?

See, his State, Warren Christopher, insisted that
should genetically engineer ourselves to handle
a PSA like something?

Poem edited for readability and “coherence”

Maybe drunk or otherwise under the influence would be a better way to read these things.