So Irene, whom I hardly know, decided to inform me that I need a new hairstyle. She told me that and I spent the rest of the afternoon crying softly into my pillow… because I have such thin skin and that was very painful to hear.
…ok, ok… I lied. But it did get me thinking… I’ve had my hair like this for… oh… umm… fifty, sixty years? I don’t even really think about it. It’s easy. It’s fast. I never realized how appalling it was… and I blame my friends for not telling me.
You can make up for it now, though. Feel free to suggest changes in the comment box. Links to pictures would be best because when people start talking hair, my eyes glaze over and my mind wanders.
Thanks for the heads up, Irene. (as always, pun intended)
Corn rows…word!
whoah…okay, first things first. If you are going to start talking about current and new haircuts, you need to include some pictures!
Such as “this is my current haircut, here are some proposed haircuts.”
My current haircut is the same as it is in virtually every picture on this site. I’m counting on YOU GUYS to propose new ones.
I like your current haircut…
Gina may like your haircut but I think you’re an asshole.
Aww, thanks Manny. I didn’t know you cared.
I did a really bad job on composing a picture with an ideal ‘do and your face and don’t know how to include it, so I’ll just email it as an attachment. I could send you a link to the original, but that’s just not as fun(ny).
You should just shave your head and start over!
I think you should grow out the shag nasty style. Then you will be big pimpin’ like me.