Via Kristin (via Fark), this is the funniest thing I’ve read in… umm… at least a day and a half.
We finally got to Six Flags. To describe the manner with which all 90 children piled out of the bus defies language, so I will just leave that part to your imagination. After using cattle prods and tranquilizer darts, the teachers managed to form us into the alphabetical lines we used every day to march to the bathroom or to lunch. I was always the line leader – not because my last name began with an ‘A’ (at the time), but because it was a sure bet that none of the other kids would lose track of me – especially in my blue and green ‘Jamz’.
Also, if you’re bored, go check out this zip-code thingy, I have it on very good authority that it’s not healthy to spend more than thirty seconds playing with it. Although I think I may want to live in Topeka, KS when I grow up… you’re bound to get a cool zip code there!
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