Well, it ended up being tied, so I cast the tie-breaking vote. The reason for my decision is as follows: I don’t care who you are, if Carrot Top is yammering on, you won’t zone-out, staring longingly at any part of him. Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, provides many options for gazing as she [...]
So I often think of things while I’m driving back and forth to Illinois or while I’m out and away from my computer and I never remember them when I’d like to. So I took a moment to setup a free voice-mail box that emails the messages to you. Now I can just call the [...]
On the 19th of this month, Libya agreed to give up it’s WMD programs, where they had significant quantities of chemical agents and were close to developing nuclear weapons. Almost immediately, the liberal press and the 9 Angry Dwarves set to spinning the news. John “Fucking” Kerry had this to say: An administration that scorns multilateralism [...]
I was watching football, a very manly passtime, when a commercial for Everybody Loves Raymond came on. In it, the following line, which I will almost certainly be using, was uttered: “You’re an idiot wrapped in a moron.”
I got together with Heidi and Dan last night for dinner and a night on the town. We went to TGI Friday’s for food then back to Dan’s apartment for some pre-bar beverages and a few rounds of Screw the Dealer and Presidents & Assholes. Then it was off to Fat Jack’s and Elroy’s. We [...]
This is more for my benefit than anyone else’s, but here’s the current status of my law school apps and what still has to be done. li {padding-bottom: 10px;} Case Western — Application finished. Finalize personal statement and transmit. No signature letter required. No application fee. Indiana — Finish extra curriculars section. Finalize personal statement. No application fee. Stanford [...]
