In an hour or so, I’ll be headed out Fayetteville, Arkansas for an Ultimate Frisbee Tournament. I’ll be gone until sometime (probably late) Sunday. Some other schools in the tournament are Arkansas, Tex-ass, Rice, SLU, Washington U. (St. Louis), Kansas, Oklahoma, and Tex-ass A&M — here’s hoping we win — ROLL TIDE. In the mean time, there are three things you can do:
1. Vote in the polls.
2. Cavort in the comments of this post. (Play nice!)
or
3. If y’all are interested in playing another round of My Weekend in Your Words just leave your words in the comments (be sure to specify what it’s for) and I’ll mess with them on Monday. All previous rules apply, in addition — words from last time may not be used again. No words over 10 letters (ahem Amy) and no medical, biological, or chemistry terms (ahem Manny).
Other than that, have a great weekend! Call the cell if you need something.

November 1st, 2003 at 10:50 am
My condolences on having to go to Fayetteville. I\’d be cheering for Bama against most of those teams (I\’d have to pull for SLU though). Run as soon as you hear the phrase \”You sure have purty lips\”
November 2nd, 2003 at 7:38 pm
Hey Pete. I just noticed that you had Chris Woosley listed on your top moron poll. Why do you have to slander him on your website. Why don\’t you just be a real man and take him on in a real fight or something like that. Talking about someone and calling them names behind their backs, especially when they are about a hundred miles away, is simply just childish.
November 3rd, 2003 at 1:20 am
Ahhh hypocrisy. I love it!
So let us examine something \”You know who\”…
1. You have \”man\” confused with \”moron\” — a \”Real Man\” does not need to fight everything to prove he has a bigger penis. What Chris gains in weight he easily makes up for by being a complete an total fuck-up.
2. Slander cannot happen on a website, dumbass. The correct term is \”libel\” and if you don\’t know the difference, you don\’t know enough to be accusing someone of it (which is not a surprise).
3. It\’s a public website, everyone knows who runs it, and Chris knows where it is. (Provided someone reads it to him) — that\’s nearly as far from \”behind his back\” as it gets. Besides, I haven\’t written anything he hasn\’t had read to him already — there\’s nothing new here, just a poll for people to share their opinions.
3. Speaking of childish and cowardly — why post a comment with no name attached? Was it maybe because you know you don\’t have the first clue what you\’re talking about?
I thought so.
November 3rd, 2003 at 2:04 am
Game on!
November 3rd, 2003 at 12:03 pm
Why don\’t you just guess. Anyway, you\’re just a coward. If you had balls you would say that stuff to his face. He\’s a good guy, but you wouldn\’t know one of those if they lived in your closet.
November 3rd, 2003 at 12:09 pm
\”1. You have \”man\” confused with \”moron\” — a \”Real Man\” does not need to fight everything to prove he has a bigger penis. What Chris gains in weight he easily makes up for by being a complete an total fuck-up.\”
That comment Mrs. Holiday, is a cowards way of justifying their actions. If you are scared, why don\’t you just say so.
November 3rd, 2003 at 12:30 pm
\”If you had balls you would say that stuff to his face.\”
And since you\’re too chicken shit to even leave your name, let alone say anything to MY face, I\’ll just have to assume that you\’re at least twice the no-ball-having coward that I am.
November 3rd, 2003 at 12:32 pm
Wow, your a fucking loser. I have never seen such a poor excuse for a fucking website by a dick nosed prick that assumes that he is so wonderful, yet he places a gay-ass picture of himself as a character from the movie Gremlins. Wow your stupid. Also, I love how you like to think your so damn smart, your damn IQ is probably as little and your penis size. Grow up and get a fucking life loser! Oh yeah, stop trying to be a website stud and go get a girlfriend…if one could put up with your egotistical ass!
November 3rd, 2003 at 6:11 pm
I think there was about…one sentence where you didn\’t use the… \”F\” word. Do you not have a bigger vocabulary than that, or do you just like that word?
November 3rd, 2003 at 7:06 pm
Good work F-ing loser!
Not only did you show that you could possibly have the worlds record for ATTEMPTING to criticize someone, but you also showed that you are insecure about your own physical characteristics. You are a great example of someone that has absolutely no life at all, I\’m mean after all you did show interest in Pete\’s poor excuse of a website and then, even better, decided to use more of your important time to post about it. Big props to you, you are a real class act.
November 3rd, 2003 at 11:58 pm
Can you tell that RJ, Ara, and I are related? The greatest thing here is that the \”Dude I\’m a fucking loser\” guy just got dismantled by someone not old enough to vote and someone not old enough to drive. Stellar… absolutely stellar!
Nice work, y’all.