You can rest assured that I will never again do 10 shots of tequila in an hour. Ever. It’s not that I feel like I’ve been run over by a dump truck today, because honestly I feel great, although I was a fair bit intoxicated last night and I realize now that I failed to take a good number of hints. And I slept on the floor. But, you see, it would’ve been much more fun to spread out the tequila over several hours… after the first five or six shots you don’t even taste it any more, which is bad, because tequila is yummy.
Oh, and here’s a tip which is completely unrelated to the events of last night: if you’re hitting on a girl, and she drops several hints that you’re not her type… but you ARE her sister’s type… and her sister is just as hot as she is, if not more so… you should immediately go find her sister. Right then. Do not wait. I’m serious.
Not that that’s ever happened to me or anything.
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
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I love the “Not that that’s ever happened to me or anything.”
I kicked you several times while you were asleep, but nothing happened. Next time, beware of the bra-less (yet still unattractive) girls who demand you shoot with them.
Yeah… I’m always a sound sleeper, but a little (or a lot) alcohol helps. As for the unattractive, bra-less girls — I shot when they wanted me too for fear that they might flash me if I didn’t.
but did you not think that “Su has the most beautiful breasts ever?!?” Just kidding. I got sick of seeing them, but neither of the girls seemed to care how I felt.
I too slept on the floor once after a particularly ugly Tequila Night (drinking a fifth within 2 hours is perfectly acceptable as long as it’s your 21st b’day party- riight?)
Why on earth would you need an EXCUSE to drink a fifth of tequila? I mean, hell, it’s someone’s 21st birthday somewhere, right? Drink up!
MMMMMMMMHHHHHH…. Tequila…. Necter of the gods… Poison of the poor mexicans…