The answer, of course, is Penii. No, I don’t care what dictionary.com says. So what in the name of crust are penile references doing in a blog entry? Well, tonight while helping Cathy with a bit of Calculus she mentioned a game they played on Beaner and Ken — the game goes something like this: Take a movie title, ANY movie title, and change the last word to “penis” (Or “Penii” if the last word is plural). Hilarity should ensue if you’re worth a shit at picking movies. Observe!
See? I be y’all can do better! Also fun are names of books and songs. If you want to make it extra sacrelicious, use hymns.
Ok, enough of that before I’m struck down by lightning… but this reminds me a good bit of the Penis Game, wherein you turn every word that starts with a “P” into “Penis.” Or the OTHER Penis Game, wherein you take turns saying the word (which I refuse to type even one more time in this blasted entry) successively louder with your fellow game-players until someone gets in trouble.
Alright, that’s quite enough about pen– umm… those things. If THIS doesn’t attract the creepy google folks I’m not sure what will. Maybe a few mentions of breasts or demon summoning? Or Midgets? Who knows. Anyway… enough of that.
So Yesterday was October 27th, and that just happens to be a month away from my birthday — I’m not one to make a big deal out of it, mind you, I believe that it stopped being a big deal long ago, but there are still some of you who, for some twisted reason, enjoy giving me things on my birthday. This year, if you’re going to do anything for my birthday, and I’m not for a moment suggesting that you ought to, please just donate to my “Pete Needs a New Camera” fund. You’re more than welcome to send checks or whatever, or you can just send money to my PayPal account, which should allow you to “Charge it.”
Again: I’m not begging, or asking that you give me something if you had no intention of it already — but if you had already planned on it, this is the best way you can help. No obligation, alright?
Alright, I think that’s all for tonight. Peace out, homies — and feel free to leave your favorite Movie/Book/Song “Titles” if you have any good ones.
October 28th, 2003 at 12:21 am
I had nothing to do with this.
October 28th, 2003 at 12:23 am
Whatever, Manny, you gave me the names of the Hymns!
October 28th, 2003 at 12:57 am
Um… I don\’t think I want to be in your cult anymore. There was way too many penis/penii references in that entry to my liking…
but I\’ll still make the punch if you want. Kool-aid anyone?
October 28th, 2003 at 2:28 am
good lord boy.. didn\’t you just buy a new camera? and besides from being a month away from your birthday.. it\’s 3 weeks away from mine.. what are you getting me?
ps. i\’ll still be in your cult. but no kool-aid.
October 28th, 2003 at 6:51 am
I SO just hooked you up on the camera fund thing.
October 28th, 2003 at 7:43 am
Nicole: Well, at least you know they\’re all out of my system, so there won\’t be any disturbing chants or anything!
Jean: I have not yet bought my first new camera yet, but the thing you must realize is that some cameras a great for carrying around and getting all touristy, while others are better for only busting out when you want to be artsy. The touristy one is cheaper and I\’ve got it all taken care of.
Amy: Thanks! If I had 100,000 more friends like you, I\’d be all set!
November 2nd, 2003 at 11:29 pm
You forgot Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, The Lion King, and Beauty and the Beast!! …not to mention \”Great is Thy Faithfulness\” on the hymns. Oh Petey, there are so many good ones! You should So have a competition to see who can come up with the best ones!