In an hour or so, I’ll be headed out Fayetteville, Arkansas for an Ultimate Frisbee Tournament. I’ll be gone until sometime (probably late) Sunday. Some other schools in the tournament are Arkansas, Tex-ass, Rice, SLU, Washington U. (St. Louis), Kansas, Oklahoma, and Tex-ass A&M — here’s hoping we win — ROLL TIDE. In the mean [...]
Happy Halloween! Back when I was the cutest little kid on the planet, mom used to make my Halloween costumes. Here was one of her best efforts — mom’s rock!
To hell with freedom of expression! That’s the message being sent by the thought police at Roswell High School who have expelled a girl for writing in her journal about DREAMING ABOUT killing a teacher. Call me crazy, but this seems a little extreme. Certainly without seeing what she actually wrote it would be hard to [...]
First of all, I think you need to go read this post by Bobby. Then come back here and finish reading my thoughts, otherwise they’ll make even less sense than usual. My basic take on the situation is this: I told you so. I told every last one of you. TOLD. YOU. SO. 1. I told you [...]
Votes in the Official Moron Poll have slowed significantly and the ‘02-’03 CKI Board is holding firmly to the lead. Unless Joan can rally some support, it’s all over. Nevertheless, I’m going to leave the poll open for the remainder of it’s week — just in case. There is, however, a new poll out and about. [...]
I was very pleased to receive this in the email this morning from Case Western’s Law School: Hello. I have learned from Law Services’ Candidate Referral Service that you have taken the LSAT. I am taking the liberty of contacting you by email to introduce you to our law school. … I invite you to [...]
One of the great things about living in the south is that there aren’t quite as many weird hippy types. The bad thing about it is that when you get a troll, it’s not even good for entertainment. They produce such unentertaining spews of verbal diarrhea that negates the fun of even having a troll. [...]
One of the many sordid reality TV shows that K forces (she does too!) me to watch a few weeks back had all kinds of people trying to gain weight / lose weight / bodybuild and they were all talking about calories and how many they had to eat a day, etc… and K and [...]
The answer, of course, is Penii. No, I don’t care what dictionary.com says. So what in the name of crust are penile references doing in a blog entry? Well, tonight while helping Cathy with a bit of Calculus she mentioned a game they played on Beaner and Ken — the game goes something like this: [...]
So the polling system is working pretty well, I guess, and It’s time for the first of what I hope will be weekly polls. Looking back over the storied history of this site I’ve noticed that a few morons stick out, but it’s hard to choose JUST ONE to be the Encyclopeteia’s Official Moron. That [...]
