A guy scores well on his LSAT, does a lot of research, completes applications, gets into law school… and then flunks out his first year because he’s become addicted to Reality TV and TiVo. His life falls into ruin and he becomes a bum on the street, playing a harmonica for beer money. Fear not, [...]
I ran across Nerve.com’s list of 50 things that are Un-Sexy. It’s a good list, and worth a read. I agree with almost all of them. Here are some highlights: … 5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually [...]
I’ve been following an appalling storyline over at A Small Victory, and it goes a little something like this: At a High School Football camp trip some members of the team are raped (sodomized with broomsticks, golf balls, and pine cones) and despite the fact that virtually everyone on the team knows, the story doesn’t get [...]
Before I begin, it should be noted that I requested that people turn in words for me to use in this post. They were posted in comments, IMed, emailed, or just implied — and they’re all below, every last one of them, underlined and in italics. Yes, I know they’re not all used correctly. It [...]
Note: I will not be using any of The Words in this post… that’s all on Monday. Bring ‘em on, you bunch of wussies. My Brother: Football Star While I was out cavorting around Tuscaloosa last night I got an email from my mother informing that my brother had a great game last night as my old [...]
Holiday University College of General Debauchery Department of Gutterslutology GS 101 - Introduction to Guttersluts — 3 Hours, Prerequisite: Debauchery 212 Required Reading: The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities — by Dossie Easton, Catherine A. Liszt; Paperback Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women — by Elizabeth Wurtzel; Paperback Christina Aguilera: A Star is Made: The Unauthorized Biography — [...]
Last night I went with K & Co. to see Great Big Sea open for Cowboy Mouth. Now, I wasn’t exactly expecting to enjoy GBS — they’re Canadian, played what K described as “Irish Jig Style Music” and they’re Canadian (did I mention that?)… well, lo and behold I actually enjoyed them quite a bit. [...]
It’s typical for me, on Mondays, to write about my weekend. This coming Monday will be no different. Between now and then, you all may use every creative device under your control to recall, conceive, and contrive the most interesting, strange, and amusing words you can think of. I will attempt to use every single [...]
I often find myself giving advice and counsel to those who are in need of such services. Occasionally a very important and pressing question is posed, and I feel compelled to share that answer with anyone who cares to listen. Today I bring you just such a question. Dear Pete, Tell me something: under what circumstances [...]
Using my newfound flash “skill” I’ve rigged up a new skin. It’s pretty neat, I like it, but (isn’t there always one?) I’m still not 100% pleased with the color scheme (although it is growing on me) and the presence of six (small ~ 20k) flash animations causes the page to SEEM to hang every [...]
