List of the Un-Sexy

I ran across Nerve.com’s list of 50 things that are Un-Sexy. It’s a good list, and worth a read. I agree with almost all of them. Here are some highlights:

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5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually get your virginity back?

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18. Your cats. Attachment to a non-human mammal that doesn’t give a fuck about you bespeaks emotional damage. It’s the kind that transforms you from “alluringly quirky” to “certifiable.”

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42. The Mile High Club. You hear a lot about horny, uncreative couples ducking into airplane restrooms together. What you don’t hear about are sprained knees, the smell of disinfectant, and the very real possibility of being sucked through the toilet to your death.

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All the ‘Bama people will want to check out #35 — how often is Tuscaloosa referenced when the topic ISN’T sports?