Holiday University
College of General Debauchery
Department of Gutterslutology
GS 101 - Introduction to Guttersluts — 3 Hours, Prerequisite: Debauchery 212
Required Reading:
- The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities — by Dossie Easton, Catherine A. Liszt; Paperback
- Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women — by Elizabeth Wurtzel; Paperback
- Christina Aguilera: A Star is Made: The Unauthorized Biography — by Pier Dominguez, et al; Paperback
- White Trash in a Trailer Park — by Randal Patrick, Craig Owensby (Editor); Paperback
- How To Win Friends And Influence People — by Dale Carnegie, Arthur R. Pell (Editor); Mass Market Paperback (Focus on influencing people; friends are unimportant in this course)
- Other reading as deemed necessary.
Instructor: This is a self-study course; but Self-Appointed Director of Gutterslutology, Pete Holiday will be available for questions and tutoring.
Grading
| Weekly Assigned Work: | 200 points |
| Quizzes: | 100 points |
| Two Exams: | 400 points |
| Final Exam: | 300 points |
| Total: | Add it up your damn self. |
Schedule
| Week 1 | Course Overview |
| Week 2 | Definition of Subject Matter |
| Week 3 | Differentiating between types of miscreants |
| Week 4 | Identification of Guttersluts |
| Week 5 | Famous Guttersluts |
| Week 6 | “Tools” of the Trade |
| Week 7 | Locating Trailer Parks & White Trash |
| Week 8 | Lying, Cheating, and Stealing (Boyfriends) |
| Week 9 | Dressing the Part |
| Week 10 | The way to a Man’s heart. (Note: it’s not through his stomach) |
| Week 11 | Field Trips: The Industry |
| Week 12 | Final Exam “Review” |
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think. ~Dorothy Parker
And the tuition is?
Why, free of course! You don\’t think a gutterslut would CHARGE, do you?
Ah yes, because we\’re not talking about gutter whores. Got it.
I think this course is actually offered at Illinois State, fine institution that it is…I think in the women\’s studies department maybe..hhmmm…
Yeah… what\’s the random (and probably made up) statistic that gets thrown around? 1/4 girls on campus has an STD? Ick. Guttersluts indeed. (But not you, of course)
I believe the current stat being circulated is that one in three people at ISU has herpes…but then again they also say most ISU students have 4 or fewer drinks a week and I think we all know better than that…
That depends, Jo… if you consider \”a drink\” to be \”a sixpack\” it probably works out.
Yeah I guess that would be just about right on the drinks….and I guess herpes is just an occupational hazard of riding the ho train here at ISU
It\’s not often you see herpes listed as an \”occupational hazard.\” But, in this case, it seems strangely appropriate.