It’s typical for me, on Mondays, to write about my weekend. This coming Monday will be no different. Between now and then, you all may use every creative device under your control to recall, conceive, and contrive the most interesting, strange, and amusing words you can think of. I will attempt to use every single one of these words in a single post on Monday. So… here is your formal invitation to contribute words to the cause. Leave them in the comments, or feel free to email them to me.
There are, of course, rules:
1. Obscene words (which differ from profane words) will probably be ignored.
2. Made up words must be defined, or I will choose my own definition.
3. You may also submit SHORT phrases.
4. In your creation of words, matter may not be created or destroyed.
5. My post may not exceed half as many kilobytes as there are words submitted.
6. I may add more rules as I see fit.
So… let me have it. Think you can stump me?
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
I have nothing definite to apologize for, I'm just sorry about everything in general.
GAME ON!
Oh it\’s been broughtened!
Yes… yes it has.
Note: please enclose your word in some sort of identifying marker (single-quotes, double-quotes, parentheses, arabs wearing turbins, etc…).
Pete you have to include \”Are you strokin\’ me?\” It would also be interesting if you used the word \”diadochokinesis.\” It\’s a term from my one of my classes and I\’ll let you make up a fake definition, the real one is boring.
Here are the words I would like you to use:
assy= Of or pertaining qualities fitting of an ass.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosises=a disease…but make up your own definintion it will be more fun
poopdeck= make up your own.
Oooh… some challenging ones. Do I need to impose a character limit, Amy? Geez…
Also, by special request, the phrase \”It\’s naked mole rat time!\” will be used.
I learned a new word tonight from a female friend of mine who has extreme dislike for sorority girls..the word is \”sorostitute.\” A combination of sorority girl and prostitute.
Ahh yes, Jo, but are you familiar with the term Fratmattress?
No Pete I\’m not, perhaps you could enlighten me!?
Well, it\’s a combination of the words \”frat\” and \”mattress.\” That should be enough… I don\’t need to draw a picture, do I?
Fructification, fructify & fruct - it only sounds dirty
Well… Manny last night sent in some words that certainly upped the ante. I\’m still confident I\’ll show you all what\’s up… but here are Manny\’s words.
whodamanny: Susan B. Anthony
whodamanny: atherosclerosis
whodamanny: polyurethane grafts
whodamanny: proteomics
whodamanny: biocompatibility
whodamanny: angiogenesis
whodamanny: extracellular matrix.
whodamanny: van eck phreaking
Where you at sucka?
Not posting until I get home from work. That gives you more time for being \”creative.\”
Bring it.
plethora
Capybarra
and
Aaargh ,Matey.
\”Aaargh, Matey\”? I thought talk like a pirate day was over?? Oh well, your wish is my command I guess.
::: SUBMISSIONS CLOSED, POST CREATION IN PROGRESS :::