This morning on Bob & Tom they made mention of Madonna and her deal to star in Gap Ads… apparently she wasn’t willing to wear Gap clothes unless they were customized. This being annoying caused one of the guys (Bob or Tom, I don’t recall which) to say “That’s why I’m not God… her plane would’ve gone down.” the other replied “Who else would be in your Celebrity Plane Crash.” That gave me an idea. A sick, morbid, and twisted idea. Who would be in MY Celebrity Plane Crash? Well… I’m glad you asked!
Celebrity Plane Crash
- Rosie O’Donnell — what? Like I need more of a reason than The Rosie O’Donnell Show??
- Jesse Jackson — The single most racist man in America. Good riddance.
- Darl McBride, Whose company, SCO, is trying to sue everyone using Linux because his company is going down the tubes.
- Fran Drescher — Not bad looking, but that voice has got. to. go.
- Ted Rall — Look at some of his “cartoons” or read some of his “articles” and you’ll see why this scum bag is on the list.
- Mike Tyson — Do I really need to explain this one?
So… who would go down in YOUR celebrity plane crash? (For those a little less morbid, a Non-Fatal Celebrity Car Accident is also an option, I guess… but that’s boring.)
Anna Nicole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh… forgot about that one. But if we put her on the plane, the rest might not fit!
Bigger plane, we also need to put Mark Cuban and all the American Idol Winners.
dont see any wrong with Ted Rall, but i\’d like to add Ralph Nader and Jesse Helms to the plane
Heh… could it be? A real live liberal? Making a political comment here? Wow. I\’m in awe.
hi pete, i couldn\’t resist
Don\’t forget Anna Nicole\’s dog. Rudy from survivor (who has way past lived his 15 minutes of fame), and all the sportscasters that think Michael Vick is the second coming of Christ. Oh, and there would have to be a jumbo jet for various Democratic lawmakers, but that\’s a whole another topic.
Bobby reminded me of something. BILL WALTON! Add his monkey ass to that plane with a=454pty parachute! Oh yeah he can sit next Mark Cuban!
carrot top
dick clark and the boys of \”The GAY VIEW\”… also known as THE OTHER HALF
the olsen twins and their evil walmart empire
Such good suggestions! I might need to get a bigger plane.
We\’re gonna need two planes!
If you are going to put Jesse on there you have to put Al Sharpton and the rest of the ACLU(All Criminals Love Us).
\”A political party can\’t fool all of the people all of the time…. Thats why we have two.\” - Bob Hope
Cool! We can crash the plans into EACH OTHER!!
Is it too late to play? My crash would include Mariah Carey and Celine Dion!
Tess, you rock!
It\’s never too late to play, in fact, maybe I should just start an airline…
Man did yall miss a big one.
Hillary