I would like to give a WARM Cheerfully Cynical welcome to the friendly men and women from Bose McKinney & Evans the Indianapolis Law Firm that Kiwanis International has on retainer. Now, it’d certainly be making a big assumption to say that the folks from BM&E are here because Kiwanis sent them, but in looking over their clients list I can’t imagine another company that would’ve had them searching for me by name.
I’m sure you’re all proud and honored to know that our dues are going to pay for lawyers to surf my website. For those not aware: Lawyers are not cheap, and they don’t do much of anything for free. They didn’t spend a lot of time here, but they were here.
Isn’t it refreshing to see your KI Staff hard at work? And you wonder why the dues increase materials are utterly unconvincing — it’s my fault. I’m sorry. I’m obviously just far too much fun to mess with.
In a way, I’m kinda honored to see them worry so deeply about me. I must really have some pull. Go me.
Leave your congratulatory ramblings in the comments, please, this is a proud day for me!

May 27th, 2003 at 7:53 pm
It is funny how fast the KI Staff acts upon entities or people \”supposedly threatening\” their members. When it comes to \”Professional Staff Services\” they are slow, IE. website and I\’m probably sure other members can up with a list.
Congratulations Staff, you have out donw yourselves this time. When I did community service in the ghettos of Los Angeles or Long Beach, it wasn\’t Pete Holiday I was worried about.
May 27th, 2003 at 7:55 pm
<Chris Rock Reference>
…yeah… you were worried about the MEDIA, weren\’t you?
</Chris Rock Reference>
May 27th, 2003 at 7:56 pm
Oh crap, Mike Wallace, RUN!
May 27th, 2003 at 8:37 pm
Whats this world coming to? Soon enough its going to be \”R.J. Holiday: Pimp to all dem pretty ladies in da world.\” Wait too late.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:41 pm
*smacks forehead*
He\’s delusional! Quick! Get him an ice pack!
May 28th, 2003 at 12:32 am
He\’s your brother :).
May 28th, 2003 at 11:01 am
Well we got our official \”Cease and desist\” order from them for UnofficialCKI. It turns out we must stop all operations by the 16th or they will \”Pursue\” other means. Man, Man, Man….this oughta be fun!
May 28th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
What!? UCKI got a C&D and there was no post about it?? Geez… c\’mon man… inquiring minds want to know!
May 28th, 2003 at 7:15 pm
do wonders never cease?? My opinion of the family of organizations that I\’ve been involved with my whole life continues to decrease…what a sad day.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:48 pm
We got the cease and desist order the same day I posted on your website. A post has been made and we are in the process of getting the cease and desist order in it\’s entirety to be posted on the UCKI site. Anything and Everything International does from this point forward will be documented on the site.
May 29th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
Good to hear! Keep up the good work guys.
May 31st, 2003 at 11:30 am
Ok… look people… you obviously don\’t understand what \”congratulatory ramblings\” entail. Geez.