Michele (of A Small Victory) pointed, this morning, to an article which summarily proves that Ingrid Newkirk, founder and current president of PETA, is completely and totally deranged. It covers her last will and testament, wherein she declares that the following should take place:
Part of her body should be barbecued as a protest against fleshfoods.
Her feet should be turned into ornaments to represent the depravity of using animals in this manner.
Part of her skin will be turned into a leather product to show solidarity with the animals whose skins are also turned into fabric
She is leaving her eyes to the United States Environmental Protection Agency, in a deranged “I am always watching you” message, and
Her pointing finger will be left to Kenneth Feld, owner of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus.
Now tell me that’s not nucking futs. I do wonder, though, whether she’ll be grilled up medium rare, or well done.
I’ve had some IMs, emails about the unusual nature of my last post. While I’m keenly aware that the comments were a departure from my normal analytical and objective style, I’m ok with that. I didn’t get a chance to go by and pick up the letter today, I guess it’ll have to wait until monday.
Let me also clarify that my comments about Nick and sexual harassment were not even marginally libelous — they were completely factual. A news reporter cannot call someone a murderer after they’ve been arrested, but they can certainly call them an “alleged murderer” because it has been alleged that they committed that crime. I didn’t speak on the issue of whether he actually had or had not harassed anyone, only that he was accused of it several times.
Oh well… all this talk about PETA has made me hungry… time for big ol’ cheeseburger. Yum.
