Mr. Personality

Well, during a dinner in with Abigail, we caught what seems to be the second episode of “Mr. Personality.” I must say that this is a horrid television program. Some notes:

1. The girl is not hot. She’s not ugly, but she’s not nearly hot enough to justify the next point:

2. She’s a superficial bitch. She invited several girls who were much better looking than she to a party with the guys, went off by herself with one guy and then gets all pissy that a girl danced for one guy and another guy hooked up with one of them. Little bitter that they’re not doting on you constantly? Get real. That’s what you get when you invite women in to seduce the guys. To quote the famous black philosopher Chris Rock: “A man is only as faithful as his options.”

3. Dumb as a rock. She boots some random guy who was, admittedly, a little excessive with the compliments… but keeps a guy that spent the whole first day more or less stalking her? One that she said a few times was “creepy?” Good idea, honey… keep the scary ones. And you wonder why you’re on a TV show.

4. The Guys. Where do they find THESE pieces of work? I mean… honestly!


Of course, my main complaint was just that she was bitchy, self-centered, and shallow. Then, what did I expect?

Well, she could’ve at least been sweet!