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Pete on April 29th, 2003

Today I received an email from Tess expressing concern that her level of frustration had risen to the point that she was almost ready to tell the next person who called her office to go fuck themselves… but encouraged me NOT to call to try to be the lucky one. I wrote back to tell [...]

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Pete on April 28th, 2003

Well, during a dinner in with Abigail, we caught what seems to be the second episode of “Mr. Personality.” I must say that this is a horrid television program. Some notes: 1. The girl is not hot. She’s not ugly, but she’s not nearly hot enough to justify the next point: 2. She’s a superficial bitch. She [...]

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Pete on April 28th, 2003

Much thanks to Gregory, Rachel, Emily, Andrea, Jess, Andrew, and Sarah (all from Pennsylvania, how ’bout that?) as well as Nimish, Kim, Dad, Matt, Manny, Amanda, and Amy. Those are the people who have signed the petition thus far, and I’m hoping more will do so soon. You should do the same! If you don’t feel [...]

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Pete on April 27th, 2003

Matt sent this one to me… the liberals ought to enjoy this one. President George W. Bush is on a trip to several European countries. While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He [...]

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Pete on April 26th, 2003

This coming week is dead week. Usually this means we’re in for a “no homework, no tests, study week.” But since I’ve started my 400-level CS classes, it actually means “Holy shit! This project is due in less than a week!” I’m sure you can imagine what the difference. At present we’re making very good [...]

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Pete on April 25th, 2003

After extensive conversations with Stef and Morgan, gentle nudging by Sarah and Amy, and insight from several others I’ve decided that I do have a bit of fight left in me, and that this isn’t a dead issue yet. So where do you go when the board won’t follow it’s own rules, refuses to act [...]

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Pete on April 21st, 2003

I picked up my certified letter today. Turns out I was wrong. They aren’t trying to kick me out AGAIN. Instead, they decided that regardless of the fact that I did everything they asked, that I had not “fully complied” with their requests. So they’ve placed me on a membership status that doesn’t exist. Woohoo. What [...]

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Pete on April 20th, 2003

Well folks, college football is right around the corner, and that means (of course) that a lot of crazy people are going to start getting drunk and screaming at old men in ugly black and white uniforms EVERY WEEK. I’m really looking forward to it. I tend to keep my eye on ESPN.com pretty well during [...]

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Pete on April 19th, 2003

Michele (of A Small Victory) pointed, this morning, to an article which summarily proves that Ingrid Newkirk, founder and current president of PETA, is completely and totally deranged. It covers her last will and testament, wherein she declares that the following should take place: Part of her body should be barbecued as a protest against fleshfoods. Her [...]

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Pete on April 18th, 2003

Well, I got a notice that Kiwanis has sent me another certified letter. I’m guessing it’s going to be a formal apology from the Board and Staff for the horrendous mistreatment and shear idiocy that they’ve subjected me to. Oh, wait. That’s what it SHOULD be. What it probably is is a letter saying that I’m [...]

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