Searches and Scathing Commentary

I’ve been getting some weird search referrals lately, so I thought I’d put some of ‘em down here.

ass piercing
Just Say No.

skinny and big ass

Pepsi in ass
Is this related to the piercing?

extra big ass
When “big” isn’t quite big enough.

garth brooks nude
Oh god no.

big white ass
smacks forehead

+”college girls” +lesbian +”doing laundry”
Keep dreamin’, buddy.

man tampon
Someone from United States Office of Personnel Management… Worried yet?

(Christ OR Jesus OR sinful) (infosec OR sigint OR elint OR comsec OR compsec)
What. The. Hell.

big black wrinkled ass
Can never have too many of those!

photos of girls being rude
Photos of? I’m not sure I understand that.

pros and cons of living without your spleen while having hepatitis c
Don’t bother calling a doctor… I’m sure Yahoo has the answer.

Is your ass too big?
Sometimes I wonder what goes through the minds of google users.

I’m sorry I lied to you
That’s ok. I forgive you. No, really…


It’s sometimes comical to me to listen to a certain person watch a sporting event on TV. If it’s not going his way, you know it from at least a block away. In telling people about it, it seemed to me that they didn’t quite understand, so I thought I’d throw together a little demo tape, taken from maybe 25 minutes worth of tonight’s ‘Bama basketball game.

Before I post the link, be warned: you really shouldn’t listen if you have a problem with profanity. Right-click and choose “save target as…” if you think there’s even a chance that you might listen to it more than once… let’s save Petey’s bandwidth here. I’d hate to have to take it down.

Young children are not encouraged to listen to this file unless they’re trying to learn naughty words.

Here it is - enjoy! (If you pity me, send me money)

What the Critics are Saying:
“i need to go to church after listening to this”
~Manny

“STRAIGHT UP COMEDY!!”
“He can make babies’ ears bleed.”
~Nicole