Drunk Dialed…

Every so often I get called by drunk people. Most of the time, if I’m asleep, they don’t leave a message. When the do, however, they’re usually very funny. This is one such occasion. The names have been fabricated to protect both the innocent AND the guilty.

Saturday, January 25th, 1:21am:
“Antonia:“
Hi Pete, This is “Antonia”.
On behalf of the “Mars” District of Circle K we were just hoping you got laid tonight.

People were wondering.

And um, “Marcus” already drunk dialed me twice today so I thought I would call you and say that the website’s still not up! Well, we checked like three hours ago and it wasn’t up.

So anyway, “Libby” is here, she’s on the board. We were just getting home from the mandatory bar trip. And “Libby’s” going to tell you something. Ok, here she is:

“Libby:“
Hi Pete, “Libby Something” here, I’m a really big fan of your website… both your’s and the Unofficial CKI website and I totally, totally support you in all your future legal endeavors.

I just wanted to say that I know nothing about you, but I really hope that you got some hot, hot action tonight.

No idea who said this:
BYE PETE!