So from now on, when you hear people proudly refer to themselves as “Hoosiers” you will know exactly what they’re referring to: an inquisitive, one-eared, hill-dwelling Ohio River contractor, large for his kind, who has a lot of trouble with pronunciation but does NOT have sex with caribou. Who WOULDN’T be proud?! …and that almost sums [...]
A few weeks ago, all of my 400-level CS Classes were advertising this job opening with some University run project. Because I’m a huge computer nerd, and that was one of the qualifications, I sent in a resume. Today I have an interview for said position. I’m not sure what the interview will be like, [...]
Eric has given me the finger. This is a very prestigeous award which I won for being the “PHP wonder-boy” It really is an honor, though I can’t help but wonder who won in the category “PHP Wonder-Man“ Lots of other people won awards too. Go see. we now return you to your regularly scheduled CKI/KI Gripe, already in [...]
We’re back again. It was requested that we provide a copy of the original email that we sent to staff, so we’re going to do that. I also think it’d be useful for everyone to see the policy, as defined in the CKI Policy, that talks about conduct unbecoming of a member. Here’s the letter [...]
In Kiwanis’ never-ending struggle to eliminate it’s entire family membership, it has taken the next step in it’s master plan to go bankrupt ASAP: threatening to sue, or remove from CKI, some of its most active and devoted Circle K Members. This benefits the cause in a few ways. First, if they remove them from [...]
Every so often I get called by drunk people. Most of the time, if I’m asleep, they don’t leave a message. When the do, however, they’re usually very funny. This is one such occasion. The names have been fabricated to protect both the innocent AND the guilty. Saturday, January 25th, 1:21am: “Antonia:“ Hi Pete, This is “Antonia”. On behalf [...]
Hello again. We’ve made arrangements with a new webhost, and it’s only a matter of time now before the site is back up. In the mean time, I thought I’d post the email that we received and our reply. The thing I want to point out here is that we’ve made efforts to contact staff and work [...]
I have no doubt that some of you are here looking for an explanation as to why the Unofficial Circle K site is down. You’re in luck, I have just such an explanation right here! Since it’s inception, Kiwanis has been trying (for reasons known only to staff and Nick Borghardt) to shut the site down. [...]
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