I don’t have a clue where I found this one, but I found out that Blondes are going to be extinct by 2202. Scary eh? See, apparently the gene for naturally blonde hair is recessive. The gene for unnaturally blonde hair turns out to be dominant. This means that in order for someone to be naturally blonde, both of their parents have to carry the gene. In order for someone to be unnaturally blonde, they have to go to the store. As you can see, it is much more likely that people will continue to go to the store than it is that pairs of blondes will get together.
One of the scientists thinks that blondes will just be VERY RARE by 2202, while another thinks we’ll be gone completely. I’m not sure what he’s talking about though, I plan to live forever.
Anyway… here’s the plan, we have to preserve the “species” so BLONDES UNITE! Find another blonde and do your part to help an endangered species. (You can even consider it service hours for Circle K)… if you won’t do it for yourself, and you won’t do it for the human race, by all means, do it for joke tellers everywhere.
can\’t we just save the hot blondes?
Who needs blondes when you can have brunettes!?
Umm… Ara sweetie… because Blondes are endangered species, like the spotted owl or the manatee… we need protection.
No biggie. Always though brunettes (of the female variety) were cuter anyways.
…we redheads are feeling a little left out in this discussion… isn\’t red less common than blonde?
Probably… but I didn\’t see any articles about redheads. So apparently nobody’s worried about that.
A world without redheads!?! Now that would be a societal catastrophe- of course, I guess that would eliminate Hollywood\’s conspiracy of always type casting the redhead as the crazy/psychotic character!
Yeah… *heavy sarcasm* sometimes I wonder why they redhead is always the crazy one. Not like I know any crazy/psychotic readheads…
I say let \’em die out. Waste of good brain cells, you know?
are we really wasting any GOOD brain cells on them???
anyway….as of monday I am an unnatural blond. I wanted to be an unnatural redhead but the salon couldn\’t do what I wanted so I became blonde.
Dang Pete, they want blondes like you to die out. Do I get to takeover the Encyclopetia?
There was a journalistic error made; somebody forgot to check sources. You\’re safe for a while yet.
God!
That would be so trajic if the world were only full of brunets! But it’s kind of hard becasue there aren’t that maany hot blonde guys to do anything with. Were there always blondes, like in the cave man days? Or maybe blonde was a mutation and everyone wanted to “mate” with them because they were so hot?