Meme hybrid

Recently I’ve seen folks doing the “So-and-so is” meme… I think Skarlet was the first… or maybe it was Sekimori, at any rate, I think it’s neat. Essentially, you type “Pete is” (except you use YOUR name) with quotes, into google and find out what you “is”. Cool idea, right?

Well, a while back all sorts of folks were doing the “100 things about me” meme, which I somewhat wanted to participate in, but really didn’t feel like thinking of that many things about me. So I decided to greate a hybrid: “100 things that Pete is” using the results of this google search. Enjoy!

1. Pete is… a real live childrens musical Pirate.
2. Pete is… a terminally sad gear junky.
3. Pete is… free for non-commercial use.
4. Pete is… the largest producer of alpaca rugs in the world.
5. Pete is… back on the air.
6. Pete is… a math and science pre-service teacher program.
7. Pete is… missing!
8. Pete is… up to it again.
9. Pete is… our mascot!
10. Pete is… NOT in the hall of fame.
11. Pete is… better.
12. Pete is… alive and mostly well.
13. Pete is… not heavily involved in ego campaigning.
14. Pete is… presently working in England.
15. Pete is… two things.
16. Pete is… on Route 9, just three miles from Northampton.
17. Pete is… the real Jet Li.
18. Pete is… replete with many attractions for locals and tourists alike.
19. Pete is… US Coast Guard licensed and commercially insured for your protection.
20. Pete is… yet another Minneapolis wonder.
21. Pete is… an undergraduate student in the Economics Department.
22. Pete is… well known in both folk and blues circles.
23. Pete is… franchising.
24. Pete is… a member of several task forces.
25. Pete is… the world’s foremost Latin dancer.
26. Pete is… available to all state employees in eighteen Ohio counties.
27. Pete is… with the lord!
28. Pete is… remembered as “One of the Greatest Ever.”
29. Pete is… not sophisticated enough to appreciate poetry.
30. Pete is… the same height as the Matterhorn.
31. Pete is… one of the fastest thinking stand-up comics in the trade.
32. Pete is… a prolific songwriter.
33. Pete is… remembered in such a positive way.
34. Pete is… the clearest, toughest plastic.
35. Pete is… one of the neighborhood favorites.
36. Pete is… convinced that Santa Claus was the first man ever to swim the English Channel.
37. Pete is… a Licensed and Ordained Minister.
38. Pete is… an acknowledged icon and master in the field of klezmer music.
39. Pete is… a sexy bitch.
40. Pete is… propositioned.
41. Pete is… activated by the left hand control.
42. Pete is… an honor that has belonged to many people over the past 45 years.
43. Pete is… not only a fixture at athletic events but he is involved with the community as well.
44. Pete is… neat.
45. Pete is… THAT kind of happy.
46. Pete is… the strength and conditioning coach.
47. Pete is… still the man to beat.
48. Pete is… becoming quite proficient in sculpting detail.
49. Pete is… having a problem with his back.
50. Pete is… convinced that Bud Selig is Jewish!
51. Pete is… AWESOME!!
52. Pete is… co-owner of three hockey teams.
53. Pete is… a graduate of the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire.
54. Pete is… the man with the plan.
55. Pete is… packaged in robot mode.
56. Pete is… endorsed and supported by, Zildjian cymbals.
57. Pete is… not a ragdol, ladies
58. Pete is… very active in the Copenhagen music scene.
59. Pete is… one of those enigmatic guys that knows and understands an incredible amount of stuff about an incredible amount of stuff.
60. Pete is… a regular contributor to the UK’s leading satirical magazine.
61. Pete is… making tamales on the weekends.
62. Pete is… granted refuge by a drunken lighthouse keeper.
63. Pete is… often seen as a success story.
64. Pete is… for the birds!
65. Pete is… truly the best man I have ever known.
66. Pete is… an experienced consultant.
67. Pete is… also the father of three sons.
68. Pete is… a world sailboarding champion many times over.
69. Pete is… the clever guy.
70. Pete is… a truly giving person.
71. Pete is… no friend of mine.
72. Pete is… a mushroom cloud-laying badass.
73. Pete is… responsible for Microsoft’s online and interactive media businesses.
74. Pete is… my idol.
75. Pete is… continuing to develop a training and learning environment.
76. Pete is… also a regularly featured muskie expert.
77. Pete is… known throughout Virginia, Maryland, and DC.
78. Pete is… sensitive, groovy, and rich.
79. Pete is… right on schedule.
80. Pete is… working on issue #16 now.
81. Pete is… a master story-teller with great songs.
82. Pete is… a Windows-based Expert System for use on personal computers.
83. Pete is… the property of Nickelodeon.
84. Pete is… worked to the bone by his cruel adopted family.
85. Pete is… researching and photographing aspects of the Welsh landscape.
86. Pete is… usually the first person you meet when you come through the doors at Master Mechanic.
87. Pete is… one of the most recorded clarinetists in music history.
88. Pete is… an applied physicist working in a variety of fields including theater ballistic missile test.
89. Pete is… survived by his wife Linda and his son Gavin.
90. Pete is… in the hospital.
91. Pete is… the creator of Dishwasher.
92. Pete is… an active outdoorsman.
93. Pete is… bound to be a place loved by the student body.
94. Pete is… married, lives in Leicestershire, has three degrees in French, Spanish and Politics.
95. Pete is… a prodigious musical talent.
96. Pete is… perhaps the best locally supported boat show in the country.
97. Pete is… a peninsula that extends into the Gulf of Mexico.
98. Pete is… an expressive means for visual communication.
99. Pete is… still a submarine officer.
100. Pete is… based in Columbus, Ohio.

Wow. If you finished all that, you get a cookie.