As opposed to trying to force myself into coherence, I’ve decded to just go all random and satisfy my short attention span.
Davezilla is damn funny, and promising fame and fortune to his 1,000,000th visitor. His counter is at the bottom of the page, get a screen shot if it’s you. If it IS you, please remember where you found him — you know, when you’re famous.
There’s a precious new addition to Lee’s family (there are pictures, go “ooh” and “aah”).
Tess is fretting over a test, but is convinced that people with superfluous cells in their ass were/are geniuses.
Cathy is sick and can’t decide whether to “be a snot faucet or deal with being able to feel the world as it spins on its little axis” — charming picture, no?
My reverse-stalker skills tell me that someone from Vermont (hostname vt-williston9a-113.bur.adelphia.net, to be specific) is VERY interested in learning more about Katie Sherman. 7 searches in the journal and encyclopeteia… not to mention arriving here via google.
Speaking of google, you should all be proud to know that it thinks you can find ‘A list of 100 things men should know about sex‘, ‘a really stupid tattoo for pete‘, ‘pictures of tables and silverware‘, and ‘damnit‘ all right here. I’m impressed.
Pete’s going home this weekend. Home home. Illinois home. It should be good. I hope. I start work on the 20th. In the mean time, State Farm wants my urine and a list of all of the felonies that I’ve committed since this time last year. I think they’re going to be disappointed with both.
Whew… that’s it for now.
Look… a whole entry and not a word about tam– ooooh… you thought I was gonna say it, too, didn’t you?
I\’ve determined that I can\’t be one without being the other, so I am both: a snot faucet while feeling the world as it spins on its little axis. I bet you\’ve never noticed the world spinning before. It\’s somewhat of a sickening feeling… but wait… that\’s the point. *blah*
Oooh, Pete, you were going to say the \”P\” word, I know it! Yes, it\’s always good when you come home, especially for Ryan. He actually has someone to talk to.
You should be lucky, We\’ll still be in school on the 20th…Anyway, I\’ll see ya\’ later!