Controversy Returns

Well, it’s been a while since we’ve had a 30-comment post, so I thought I’d open the wound again. Actually, this post doesn’t have anything to do with [Jim|anyone] or anything. It’s just an observation I made about people in general. It’s best demonstrated with a hypothetical situation.

For a considerable amount of time, our main character (we’ll call him… umm… Jim) has been dating/seeing/whatever a girl… oh, let’s call her Amy. They have an unusual relationship. Jim wakes up late in the afternoon, usually just early enough to shower before Amy comes to suck the life out of him hang out for the day. If this is early enough in the day, they will sleep in Jim’s room. Sometimes they’ll go back and sleep at her dorm. Now, we have no reason to believe that they do anything but sleep… though Amy is a [$kinky sex|nympho].

There are several factors that lend themselves to problems in this situation. First off, the thing that this Amy character likes more than having an orgasm is companionship and being needed. She can’t stand to be a lone and wastes NO TIME in finding some unsuspecting fool to cater to her every whim… that is, until she finds someone better. The second is that Jim is naive and is completely, with out a doubt, head-over-heels, worships-the-ground-she-walks-on, ditches-his-boys-for-his-hoes in love with that girl. Granted, she’s the first girl (AFAIK) to give him the time of day… but that’s beside the point. As you can see, we have a situation (a hypothetical one, remember) that is about to get ugly REALLY fast.

So Jim has done an excellent job of serving Amy’s purposes. He’s a push-over who seldom thinks for himself (if she wants to do it for him). He’ll do anything she says, at any time, for any (or no) reason. He foregoes prior promises and obligations on her every whim. He treats her like a goddess and he NEEDS her (or thinks he does anyway).

So life should be peachy-keen and perfect, right? Hardly. Amy gets bored easily, with people and in the sack… and our Jim is not a sexual jim-of-all-trades (remember, I know all this because I made the story up). But can you blame her? If you spent 8 hours a day sitting with the same person in a 6′x12′ room, you’d get bored too. So why does she stay with him? She’s lazy… too lazy to find someone else. Unfortunately for Jim, however, summer is right around the corner.

Despite the fact that he’s being used like a box of light-absorbancy tampons on a “heavy day”, he deserves little to no sympathy. Why? First of all, he’s been told and told time and time again, that this is what’s going on. Moreover, several weeks ago, she told him that she “just wasn’t happy” and then proceded to “[$fuck like bunnies|see off]” a male friend of hers who was leaving for the navy. She returned from that little break and went a week or so without seeing him… got bored, lonely, and decided… “Hey… might as well hook it up for the last few weeks of school before I go home and forget that he even exists!”

Now… you tell me… if you had been told that a girl was using you… then she broke up with you because “she wasn’t happy”… then she comes back from “[$wild monkey sex|seeing off]” one of her male friends and all of a sudden wants to be back together?? A month ago Hypthetical Jim had my sympathy… but the dumbshit keeps taking her back.

He just needs to grow a pair of testicles and dump her. Period.