Your favorite hillbilly sheep-fucker and mine, Matt Crowell (brother of [Jim]), sent me a love note today. While I don’t swing that way, it was a nice gesture. Here it is, for you all to admire. He’s such a sweet talker:
“Pete, you are a fuckin idiot. I don’t know why your parents didn’t leave you at the mall when you were little. I sure would have. I bet you have sucked some dicks in your time. Just come out of the closet, you know you want to. Just suck your roomate’s (Ry) dick and be done with it. Your website displays your pathetic use of time. CKI…way to go, fag.”
Sorry, Matt, I’m still not going to go out with you. You can send as many emails as you want, trying to convince me to be gay. You can call me as many times as you want, trying to get me to do you sexual favors. Regardless, it’s just not going to happen. Sorry.
Hehehe… dumbass.

Pete… is there something you\’re not telling us? *grin* There totally is: what prompted such a \”love note\”?!
I honestly haven\’t a clue. Probably a slow day in scottsboro, or maybe Matt is just more attracted to me than normal… hormones?
ummm… restraining order?
What a freak!
I just want to comment that I need something new to comment on. It\’s been three days, Petest!! You know you have lots to say…