That’s right… I never learn. Despite the last hoo-ha that a post like this made, I’m doing it again. Hey… maybe it’ll up my site traffic like it did last time.
Yesterday Jim, my fearless housemate, earned himself a dozen more lazy-points. “What’s that?” you say, “MORE lazy points!?” Yes. More of them. In fact, I’m glad mass and not laziness is the basis for gravity, otherwise there’d be a distinct chance for a black hole right there in my living room.
What happened? Dont EVEN get me started. I was proud of Jim at first… managing to lift himself from bed at the oh-so-early hour of 4:00pm. I came to find out later, however, that his agent (read: Girlfriend) had been driving all over Tuscaloosa picking up job applications for him. Then, upon arriving at the house, I was told that she offered to fill them out for him. What next? Going to the interview as well? Hell, Amy, while you’re at it, why not just go work and give him all the money?
Granted: I did say that she needed convince him to get a job… but I certainly dind’t mean it that way. Good lord. This just makes the problem worse… and better. Yes, it is great that he could be getting a job. That’s wonderful. HOWEVER, this just continues to prove the point that Amy doesn’t need SOMEONE… she needs to be needed BY someone. Congratulations, Amy, you’re now the hardest working, most underpaid agent in the minimum-wage job market.
And so it begins. *grabs popcorn, cozy blanket and a snuggle buddy for the show*
Once again I would like to say fuck you pete.
Thanks Chris. Thank you for reading my site so often that you can comment on a journal entry within an hour of it being posted!
How else was Jim going to get applications since he has no car. I do remember you saying something about him needing to get a job and this is a step so maybe that will give you less to bitch at. Why don\’t you just leave Jim alone. Who cares if he is letting her get his applications and things for him. Is he harming you in anyway by doing this? I think not. And I do not know Amy that well but she seems like a nice girl and sure you aren\’t jealous of Jim because he hs her you are, however, jealous that they have a relationship and you don\’t. Wouldn\’t you like someone to take care of you when you can\’t drive places or when you don\’t feel good. Anyway just leave Jim alone I mean who do you think you are his dad?
Folks… brent is missing the fundamental point. I don\’t care that Amy drove, it\’s obvious that someone had to drive, as Jim doesn\’t have a car. My problem was with the fact that his lazy ass was ASLEEP (no, not sick, not just not feeling well, he was asleep) while she was out doing all the work. Is that responsible? No, that\’s lazy.
If brent had taken the time to read the fourth paragraph he would\’ve realized that I\’m happy that Jim is trying to get a job. My complaint here is not as much with Jim as it is Amy.
As for my jealousy, well, I certainly know that I\’m not jealous. However, that\’s not going to convince anyone else… but suffice it to say that calling me jealous is just a diversion from the issue. Regardless of whether I\’m green with envy or relatively indifferent the fact remains that Jim should\’ve gotten his lazy ass out of bed and at least went with his agent.
As far as leaving Jim alone, I don\’t intend to do that. However, it is interesting to see such hypocrisy. Brent, do you think you\’re my dad?
I still think it\’s beautiful that all of these people who hate me seem to check my website on a daily basis.
I\’m not your dad and DAMN proud of that cause if you were my son I would have shipped you off to another state by now. Hey isn\’t that what your real dad did. Still all I\’m saying is that Jim is trying to get a job and what do you care how he does it. If Amy wants to help him in this way then thats her business not yours dumbass.
Uh oh! Brent sounds a little upset! I\’m soo sorry if my last post has bothered you! And yes, it\’s a sad sad thing that my father couldn\’t stand me any more so he sent me away to Alabama.
I don\’t care how Jim gets a job, however the fact still remains that Jim is Lazy. If you\’ve got something to say about THAT feel free. I seriously doubt, however, that you\’ll have much evidence to put up to the contrary.
Ha! Is she wiping his ass too?
Can we hit the pause button so I can go get more popcorn?
*runs to the kitchen*
Ok, back. *hits PLAY*
SJ, that\’s more information than even *I* need.
Yeah Jim is lazy big deal it\’s not any of your business to worry about. And quit attempting to make yourself sound smart, you just make yourself sound like a goober. I\’ll say it one more time you shouldn\’t care what he does as long as he pays the rent and other bills. YOU AREN\’T HIS DAD. Please reply to this because I love watching you make an idiot out of yourself time and time again.
Jim being lazy is as much my business as I want to make it. I have every right to complain about whatever I want, as I please. If this is too much for you to handle, you might want to try visiting another website, or going out into the real world. Then again, there are people with opinions much more caustic than mine out there… how are you going to handle them?
I\’m glad you enjoying me \”making an idiot\” of myself, and I must applaud the depth of vocabulary displayed by using the term \”goober\” I haven\’t heard it used since the 3rd grade. Nice work!
Oh… and, for the record, what difference should it make to you if I make fun of Jim on my website? Are you my dad? No. So why don\’t you just go back to coming up with pathetic arguments to things that really have nothing to do with you.
Because this is too much fun. I can make this have as much to do with me as you can make Jim\’s laziness your business. And once again I\’ll state that I\’m proud to be able to say that I am not your dad, and If I were I would definately have to say you look like your mamma.
And here we have a classic example of someone who has no concept of logic in any way, shape, or form. Congratulations, Brent!
Your welcome I never claimed to be using any logic at all Pete. In fact that last post you left made no since at all. I just told you that I can make how you treat Jim my business just as easily as you make his laziness your business how is that not logical? I think you missed the point Petey boy. Anyway I am going to go and do some real work that I need to do I don\’t have time for any more of this fun.
Hey Brent… <points> this might be useful to you.
Oooh! Goobers! Can we go to intermission so I can run to the lobby? I also want to pick up some Rollos…
Ok, I\’m back.
Ah so now you have gone to using someone else\’s words to insult me. Funny though that you know that web address.
Yes… it is amazing that I knew that URL. Google is an amazing thing. Of course anyone with more than five braincells can find something like that on the internet.
Who knows… maybe my loyal readers could start a fund to help buy you a copy of the book.
I\’ll donate 2 Rollos! (I ate the rest…)
Fuck off
Fuck off
Yes anyone can find anything on the website, too bad they can\’t find you a life. Unfortunately I am your superior so I would lay off the 5 brain cells thing. Anyway what were you doing looking for a book for Dummies you really sound like you need it. I\’ll tell you what I\’ll do I\’ll write you a book that will help you out. How not to be an Asshole, or unsocial woman stalker, For Dummies written by me for you. The only reason that you have loyal readers is because the crap we put on here is so amusing, and true. I also have one small question for you do you work? Do you have a job? How do you pay the Rent? Does your mommy and daddy do it for you too? Well Pete I guess you have nothing but sarcasam and hate in you so why don\’t you do the world a favor get a job then go and see if you can buy a personality.
My superior? Ha! There are all sorts of people in this world who are superior in all sorts of ways, but you\’ve not yet demonstrated that you are any of those people.
Oh yes but you just are too stuipd to see it. Bye bye now have a nice day.
That\’s just sad. I really wish I wasn\’t too \”stuipd\” to see it… whatever that means.
How profound.
Hey Pete! I was just checking the computer to see if I won an auction on ebay, and I thought I\’d give you a holler. Anyway have a great day Pete. Who knows maybe something good will happen.
I try to tell you to have a nice day and I get nothing in return?
One shouldn\’t be nice or polite in order to get something in return. Be nice for it\’s own sake. Additionally, I don\’t tend to keep up with comments as the entries scroll down as I do when they\’re fresh. Sorry!